Over 3 Million Tickets Dismissed
The month of November always brings fond memories of holiday seasons past. It’s hard to forget the entertaining turkey dinners with my aunt and uncle who always fought like they were on the Jerry Springer Show or my gay cousin who incidentally lived in San Francisco, would always catch crap from his homophobic dad. But…
DetailsI would like to start this blog off with wishing you and your’s a safe and happy All Hallows Eve, Halloween, All Souls and All Saints holiday. There will be gobblins, witches, mummies, vampires and Lady Gagas on the streets trick or treating, but even scarier than that, drunk drivers will be on the same…
DetailsFirst of all I would like to apologize about not having the video blog up, due to circumstances beyond my control. Which brings me to an important subject one that we can all relate to, things that happen on the road that are beyond our control. It takes you thirty minutes to get from work…
DetailsEverybody exceeds the speed limit from time to time. You’re running late for work. You’re in a rush to get home or maybe you are in a rush to get the hell out of the house because she is throwing all your s#!* at you! For whatever the reason, speeding seems to be necessary. We…
DetailsThis whole month of October we are going to be focusing on speed limits. Speed limit signs are a great concept that could apply to relationships as well. Think of it as “relationships limits.” She has asked you about your last girlfriend, “Slow down, you’re exceeding the relationship limit!” Or how about this one; you…
DetailsPicking a good designated driver is easier than it seems. A designated driver is not the one who’s had the least amount of alcohol in your group of friends. It’s the person who does NOT drink for that night! Once upon a Friday night, in a land far, far away in Garland, Texas, my girlfriend…
DetailsLosing your momentum when it comes to driving, this can relate to so many areas of life. Scene one, you are driving on the freeway, keeping a steady distance between you and the SUV ahead. Scene two, you are on a first date, keeping stupid remarks to yourself. Example; “Wow your breast are big, I…
DetailsThe physiological effects of alcohol, boy do I know this one all too well. Who among us has not prayed to the porcelain god at 3am? Who has ever woke up the next morning lying beside a bar beast or landing in jail because of Jose or Jack? Maybe you’ve said, “Man…sure I slept with…
DetailsLittering on our roads is a major problem. Jerk-offs who think the world is their personal garbage can and has no regard for the environment. I once dated a woman who I thought was almost perfect in every way, boy was I wrong. She was a head-turner, stunning beauty that captivated any room she walked…
DetailsI was in a bar after a show in New Orleans when in walks the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. This Venus lured you in by her mere presents with her long auburn hair, ocean colored eyes and an arousing body that was sculpted by the hand of God himself! She took the…
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