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Left Lane For Passing Only

You’re flying down the freeway, doing 70+ mph, in the passing lane or left lane or fast lane as it is fondly referred to. When, suddenly, as you come over a hill, there it is. That service truck with oversized sheets of glass perched in the back. It’s like a scene in Final Destination, you swerve into the middle lane to avoid a fateful accident. This is probably one of the greatest riddles of all time “Why do people drive slow in the fast lane?” One would think that, of all people, someone driving a commercial vehicle would certainly know better. It would almost be expected from an elderly person or a new driver. Surely the driver education instructors are teaching new drivers about the purpose of the left lane and that it’s for passing only. Perhaps these instructors should be teaching new drivers about the leading causes for road rage and car accidents. You will see signs on interstates, Left Lane For Passing Only, but on any high-speed roadway, the left lane is supposed to be left open for the flow of traffic. It is not just another lane to drive in.
On a multi-lane freeway or highway, if someone is backing up traffic in the left lane by going too slowly, drivers will usually be unable to pass in the center lane because it is usually moving at the same pace. So they will often pass in the slow lane (right lane), at freeway speed or higher, causing the merging traffic coming on from the ramp to get up to speed which is often impossible because entrance ramps are so short (that’s another problem). So, unless they have a crotch-rocket motorcycle or a really fast car, it will be impossible to get up to speed to merge in. Now we have another potential accident or road rage issue all stemming from that one person who is driving too slowly in the passing lane.
With road construction and many freeways down to two lanes, driving too slowly in the passing lane will surely cause other drivers to go ballistic. Every year the police say that they are going to start writing tickets for people holding up traffic in the passing lane. But I never see those criminals in my defensive driving classes.
So, just remember… The RIGHT LANE is for entering and/or exiting the freeway and for slower traffic (i.e. someone body-surfing on a mattress in the back of a pick-up truck). The CENTER LANE is for through-traffic. The LEFT LANE is for passing other cars ONLY. And, it is a huge road rage issue. Be considerate of that when you leave the house today.
Until next week…
Daun Thompson
Writer / Comedienne / Artist
Left Lane For Passing Only – Comedy Defensive Driving

Daun Thompson: Daun Thompson has spent years acting in both film and theatre which has been paramount in launching her onto the comedy stage (incidentally, without a helmet, resulting in a nasty concussion). Being a funny girl is a full time job. A job that she hopes that one day will come with dental benefits and a 401K. Unlike her work, she is biodegradable, yet flame retardant. And gentle to the touch. Her goal in life??? For strangers to approach her and ask "Didn't you used to be somebody?" In the late 1980's she cut her teeth at the Velveeta Room on 6th Street in Austin, Texas ... the original room with the stripper pole. From there, she moved to northern California and worked with many comedy icons, like Mitch Hedberg, Marc Maron, Colin Quinn, Vic Dunlop, Huck Flyn, Michael Mancini, Doug Ferrari, Shang and Brian Posehn. Daun has been a licensed driver safety instructor and trainer with Comedy Defensive Driving for over 9 years. Her knowledge of driving safety laws keeps her readers informed and engaged with her blog adventures. She still continues to do stand-up comedy, sometimes in a reclining position...just to be different.