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Road Trip

Over 38 million people hit the roads this weekend for the Memorial Day holiday. According to AAA, over 300,000 of those people were going to have to be rescued because of low tire pressure, battery loss, etc. There would be absolutely no excuse for running out of gas, though, since gas prices are currently at the lowest in a decade! Following a checklist before blasting off, may save you some grief. If you’re OCD, you’re likely a step ahead of the rest of us. Here’s a quick checklist for your road trip.

• Get a car check up at a nearby mechanic. Ask them to check everything. Battery, tires, oil, wiper fluid and all other fluid levels, spare tire and brakes.
• Check to make sure your tire jack is intact and that a crucial part is not missing (I learned this the hard way, when I took my car to a mechanic and months later found that the crank down bar to lower my spare tire had been removed from my car. I had to replace it my own expense).
• Pack plenty of water and healthy snacks to keep you hydrated and alert.
• Keep a spare key with a passenger, or hidden around the exterior of your car.

Or, heck, just fly and rent a car. You’ll get to spend more time at your vacation destination. And you don’t have to worry about the extra expense and wear and tear on your own vehicle. Besides, there’s a reason why the most common phrase you hear in a car rental location is “Who cares?? It’s a RENTAL!”

Until next week…

Daun Thompson
Writer / Comedienne / Artist

Road Trip – Comedy Defensive Driving School

Daun Thompson: Daun Thompson has spent years acting in both film and theatre which has been paramount in launching her onto the comedy stage (incidentally, without a helmet, resulting in a nasty concussion). Being a funny girl is a full time job. A job that she hopes that one day will come with dental benefits and a 401K. Unlike her work, she is biodegradable, yet flame retardant. And gentle to the touch. Her goal in life??? For strangers to approach her and ask "Didn't you used to be somebody?" In the late 1980's she cut her teeth at the Velveeta Room on 6th Street in Austin, Texas ... the original room with the stripper pole. From there, she moved to northern California and worked with many comedy icons, like Mitch Hedberg, Marc Maron, Colin Quinn, Vic Dunlop, Huck Flyn, Michael Mancini, Doug Ferrari, Shang and Brian Posehn. Daun has been a licensed driver safety instructor and trainer with Comedy Defensive Driving for over 9 years. Her knowledge of driving safety laws keeps her readers informed and engaged with her blog adventures. She still continues to do stand-up comedy, sometimes in a reclining position...just to be different.